Jacob, age 92, and Rebecca, age 89, living in Ken-Dead(Dade) Condo in Miami, are all excited about their decision to get married. They go for a stroll to discuss the wedding,
and on the way they pass a CVS/Pharmacy.. Jacob suggests they go in.
Jacob addresses the man behind the counter:
‘Are you the Pharmacist ?’
The pharmacist answers, ‘Yes.’
Jacob: ‘We’re about to get married. Do you sell heart medication?’
Pharmacist: ‘Of course we do.’
Jacob: ‘How about medicine for circulation?’
Pharmacist: ‘All kinds ..’
Jacob: ‘Medicine for rheumatism and scoliosis?’
Pharmacist: ‘Definitely.’
Jacob: ‘How about Viagra?’
Pharmacist: ‘Of course.’
Jacob: ‘Medicine for memory problems, arthritis, jaundice?’
Pharmacist: ‘Yes, a large variety. The works.’
Jacob: ‘What about vitamins, sleeping pills, Geritol, antidotes for Parkinson’s disease?’
Pharmacist: ‘Absolutely.’
Jacob: ‘You sell wheelchairs and walkers?’
Pharmacist: ‘All speeds and sizes.’
Jacob: ‘We’d like to use this store as our Bridal Registry.’
